NEED A FEW UK COPYRIGHT CONNECTIONS

Anyone got any good tips? I'm desperate to get my at a fake ID. I'm just wanting to to the pub and need something. Hit me up if you know anything, keep it hush-hush copyright in the UK: What's legit? Right, let's get real about copyright in the UK. Trying to fake it an adult with a dodgy license? It's completely a no-no. The police are crackdown